"Pre-ordering the Blasphemy anthology changed my life. Besides the warm glow it gave me for purchasing something that would make my small town pastor blush, it finally gave a sense of purpose to my life, something to look forward to. Lord knows, there is precious little else to look forward to in this world. You know, I think it also may have helped me keep the hairline I had when I was 26."
--Paul from the Midwest, a qualified expert
Thanks, dude_the! I giggled right out loud.