Fork stuck into round one of 91-page bill. Brain now dazed and at half hit points; in dire need of healing surge. (Yes, I am a geek.)
Of course, if one considers the 91-page bill to be an environmental hazard, it's costing you healing surges, and there's no way to recover those save to take an extended rest outside of the effective area of said bill.
(Nobody out-dorks me.) ;-)