Been editing celebrity bios for the Dragon*Con program book all day. My absolute definition of editorial hell. My happy place is people on fire right now. Stabbity.
'Course you wouldn't be on my stabbity list, silly! Your bio was short, professional, and grammatical—totally unlike the rambling, incoherent word vomit bios that are the reason my brain is sludge and why I need to retreat into images of flamey death to buoy my spirits.