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Absolutely had to post this! Filched from brithistorian by way of hilarypoet:

This is a short poem made up entirely of actual quotations from George W. Bush. These have been arranged, only for aesthetic purposes, by Washington Post writer, Richard Thompson.

MAKE THE PIE HIGHER

I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty
And potential mental losses.

Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the Internet
Become more few?

How many hands have I shaked?
They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.

I know that the human being
And the fish can coexist.
Families is where our nation finds hope,
Where our wings take dream.

Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher!
Make the pie higher!


(Pass this on. Help cure mad Cowboy disease in the next election!)
I'm feeling:
amused amused
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On June 3rd, 2004 08:58 pm (UTC), amokk commented:
But I like cowboys...
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On June 4th, 2004 09:45 am (UTC), eugie replied:
All I can say to that is: "Make the pie higher!"
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On June 4th, 2004 09:46 am (UTC), eugie replied:
Isn't that great? I giggled right out loud the first time I read it.
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